Suddenly, it's October -- and rent is due
The good news is I have just enough in the bank to pay my landlady…
…but the bad news is that I just have enough in the bank to pay my landlady.
In other words, after I pay October rent today, I'll be pretty much tapped out until my next paycheck.
That's something I don't plan to let happen.
Oh, I'm going to pay my rent, all right — in full and on time.
But I'm also going to do something I've thought about doing for months.
I'm going to post this ad.
If you're looking to experience something special,
and the prospect of getting together with a sexy, , and willing
— hell, downright eager —
SWF in the next few days appeals to you, then,
boy! is this your lucky day.
Reason One: I'm hot — a gorgeous 20-something brunette
with big brown eyes and hair to my waist,
5′2″ tall, filled out nicely at 35-24-38
(with, I've been asked to mention, really nice tits and an amazing ass).
Reason Two: Although I think you'll find me pretty damn enjoyable
just sitting there, [barely] wearing something sexy,
once you get me in action,
you'll find I'm utterly astounding.
While this is neither the time nor place for details, I can say this:
Muscle control.
World-class.
Reason Three: You will never find anyone
as ready for this experience as I am right now
— so take advantage of it.
Trust me on this: You will be absolutely delighted you decided to call,
because I will be absolutely delighted you decided to call.
That can't help but rub off on you….
And, finally, I think it's great if you find yourself getting turned on
by the idea of this being my very first ad —
or of you being my very first customer.
After all, I am.
I can't wait to hear from you!
Niki
P.S. The fine print:
Please be clean, sober[ish], and disease-free.
(Even so, expect me to be a stickler about our being safe.)
If you're a single guy — or girl; I'm all about equal opportunity —
a $300 donation seems fair exchange for a [very generously measured]
hour of my time; $400, if you're a couple.*
If you want to keep me longer, we'll work something out.
As my housemates have no idea I'm doing this,
I'm afraid you'll have to host —
SF and immediate surroundings preferred.
And since I don't expect to quit my day job anytime soon,
first contact must be through email. I check messages often, though,
and would be happy to call you back.
__________
* If you're a couple of guys — well, let's talk.
While I don't see any reason we can't figure something out,
I may want to bring a chaperone.
W4M, W4W, W4MW, W4MM, non-pro, nonpro escorts in the bay area,asian massage parlor,live escorts near me,detroit escorts trans,female escorts kc,asian nuru massage near me,ts escort sc,listcrawler ca,rubmap reviews,escorts lc la
- Post ID : 4568782
- Poster's age : 30
- City : San Francisco
- Address : Outcall to SF and immediate area